Ask Arthur

You know, I don't think this blog is dead or whatever. But the skin is utterly disappealing. It looks so morbid.

But anyway, I kindda like DX's IFAQs (In-Frequently Asked Questions) section. It's fresh and interesting! I wanna do the same!

May I present my column: ASK ARTHUR!


Q: OMFKANATHAN! YOU'RE A MALAYSIAN!

Okay, firstly, that's not even a question, dimwit. So what's there to answer? I assume that you cursed at me cos you're jealous of me not having to serve 2 years of compulsory NS(if you're a guy). Well, but it's not like you're gonna enjoy Malaysia's 3-month "adventure camp" anyway, unless you really like those "adventurous" stuff like learning how to throw sticks at your enemies in war, getting raped and listen to Malay 24/7. Thank goodness I don't have to go through that.

But to be fair, being a Malaysian is not all that bad. Things here are pretty cheap and food's great! Retired politicians are not-bad entertainers (read: Mahatir). Haha! But I don't really enjoy the rampant street thefts and murders going on here. Oh, and the lousy local TV shows. It's worse than MediaCorp.


Q: Arthur, who's your favourite golfer?

Yes, I do watch golf! Only when there's nothing on television. Like, I was nocturnal for the whole of June, and the only thing that I did was watch golf. It's quite interesting actually. I like Adam Scott, but my favourite has to be Michelle Wie cos she's sizzling! Quincy's waaaay hotter. Like HAWT! But I haven't seen him play. So, yeah.



Anyway, I'm thinking of inviting you guys to come over to JB and spend a day at CitySquare, the mall just beside the customs. It's actually quite convenient, and we can watch movies at insanely low prices. Anyone interested? Want consent forms?