KING SHAUN ABDICATES, KING ARTHUR FLEES AFTER COUP DE'ETAT

A coup is in progress as this post is being written. Weizhi, who had recently emigrated to the kingdom, led a local uprising against the co-leaders of the country, stating that this un-heterosexual sharing of power between two men was not healthy for the youngsters in the kingdom. (In other words our junior class)

"We believe that what goes on behind close doors should remain behind closed doors. There's no need to flaunt it in public," a spokesman commented.

Former-King Arthur has fled the kingdom but plans to return with a vengeance over the weekend, "That's the longest period of time I can bear to spend in Malaysia anyway."

Ex-King Shaun remains in hiding, though unsubstantiated reports state that he is squirreled away with his DoTA gear in an undisclosed location, preparing to 'KS' anyone who comes too near him.

The post of supreme leader has been left vacant, but when this reporter asked the spokesperson for more details, he declined to reply, instead muttering the words 'shaggy' and 'harem' before making a hurried escape. The local bookmakers have already installed purple hairy monster Barney as the most likely contender at 3-1 following these latest revelations.

Members of the public are advised to stay indoors till Funorama or term exams, whichever comes first. In other words, there will no longer be any need to turn up for mass PE or cross-country. Studying for tomorrow's Physics test however, would be a good idea.